Want Real Security at The White House?

My wife had a great idea. After seeing the story about The White House Party Crashers, she remarked that it's easier to get into White House parties than it is to get into clubs on Manhattan's west side. Ever try to get into a Manhattan club if you're not on the guest list? The velvet rope is thicker than the Iron Curtain was! You want real security at The White House? Dump the Secret Service and hire Manhattan bouncers. Nobody, but nobody, gets in!